First off… I am so sorry. A lot has stuff has come out since you were traded for pennies on the dollar last Saturday night. The spineless rat known as “Nico Harrison” is trying his best to take the “well I didn’t even want that anyway” approach the past couple of days due to him realizing that he fumbled a top 3 talent of the next decade. Reportedly blaming it on having a Mamba mentality. Disgraceful. Obviously you are aware of what has been said about you since this past weekend, but just in case you forgot, I compiled a list:
- They called you fat.
- Lied about you not wanting the supermax.
- Said you didn’t fit in with the current “culture”.
- Stated that trading you “avoided a tumultuous summer”.
- They let go everyone you liked.
- Tried to save face by leaking stories of Nico “being forced to trade you”.
- Rumors of Nico not planning on being here in 10 years.
As you, Luka, already know… all of these things are bullshit. Us Mavs fans already knew this, but it is important to bring up and summarize how these cowards are attempting to spin this into some sort of positive to decrease the chances of all of the MFFLs assembling a guillotine in Victory Plaza this Saturday (I recommend the stage they set up in front of Hero). This doesn’t even mention all of the conspiracy theories that have come about. It is a sad. This is a complete 180 from how that fuckin nerd was acting 24 hours after the trade. Nico – I thought it was about defensive minded? I thought was afraid Luka wouldn’t sign the supermax? I thought you didn’t think he fit the current “culture”? Now you thought he wouldn’t take the supermax? Are you kidding? Did you even talk to the guy for 10 minutes? Obviously not, considering you decided to get rid of every single person that Luka liked having around. Casey Smith – Director of Player Health and Performance that he liked? Fired 2023. Strength Coach Jeremy Holsopple? Fired 2024. Manual Therapist Casey Spangler? Fired 2024. Jalen Brunson? Let him walk. Boban? Traded. Dorian Finney-Smith? Traded 2023. It got to the point where you had to hire his own training team because of this weasel.
“They get rid of everyone I like” – Luka Dončić
Without even mentioning the fact that Nico is first press conference stated that he might bury himself in 10 years (please go ahead and do it now), now you got known bitchass Collin Cowherd spreading rumors that you were “forced” to make the trade? The guy couldn’t even get through his own show discussing it due to the overflow of bullshit that was rising from his stomach with every word he spoke. Lets just say this is true for the sake of the argument… you let a brand new owner, who doesn’t give a shit about basketball, come up with the idea of trading a generational player and the most loved athlete in the DFW (sorry Jamie Benn & Corey Seager) and you didn’t immediately show any indication while the entire metroplex fries you? Dude people here want you dead. You expect us to believe that it wasn’t in your control? You and your “mamba mentality” just listened to Patrick Dumont tell you that a 1st rounder 4 years from now was enough (besides AD & Max Christie *sigh*) for a top 3 player in the world? Which is it dude? Were your forced or was it one of your genius moves to become more defensive minded? I don’t know what’s worse – you thinking you’re smarter than everyone in the room (you’re not) or claiming that you got bullied by a fat casino owner who clearly doesn’t care about the actual sport? The latter isn’t even that crazy of a thought considering the way Rob Pelinka bullied you so hard that I’m surprised we aren’t hearing you screaming “Please let me out!” from some highschool locker somewhere. I think the answer is obvious – it was your decision and you realized you fucked up. Nico – throw on another quarter zip and please walk into traffic on 75.
Luka – we are distraught for us and for you. We also have empathy for AD and Max Christie. These guys don’t deserve to have to represent what we gave up. It isn’t fair to them. No matter how much we want them to succeed here, we cannot get over the sacrifice that was made to get them here. It should have never had happened. It is not their fault that even if they win a championship this year, or next year, it would feel empty for us as the fans. This is where guys like “Nico Harrison” don’t get it. They never will. Guys like that will never understand the players relationship with the fans. Sad day.
Day 4 of hoping for a “Nico Harrison” downfall. There is less than a 0% chance of you returning – but I hope you, Luka, see how the fans are reacting to your departure. I have never seen it in professional sports before – and you deserve every bit of it. You are the man and I hope you average a triple double (and the Lakers lose every game). We will love you forever and do everything in our power as fans to let the front office know that you are wanted as long as you are in the league.
PS – Fuck “Nico Harrison”.
– Scoob
Dallas Sports Masochist 